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July 4, 2012 / Political Fluency

The Independence Day Wit & Wisdom of G-Eminem

Gary was on fire with one-liners and other thoughts on the Supreme Court’s shocking decision to uphold Obamacare so all of those will be put in a separate post. — PF

I don’t care what kind of Levitical laws they are violating ’cause Hebrew National ‘dogs are straight up delicious.

Lawsuit claims Hebrew National hot dogs aren’t kosher


This will work as well as the Do Not Call list.

Sign up for the Do Not Kill Registry


It’s time to panic and start breaking sh*t.

Federal Reserve: Unemployment to stay high – CBS News


Romney-Pawlenty ’12: Because thinking inside the box is, like, way underrated!


If you adhere to the maxim that an incumbent rarely gets a larger percentage of the two-party vote than his or her approval rating, then Mr. Obama is in trouble with his 43% approval from Gallup.


Brace yourselves. 2008 is about to look like the Roaring 20s.

Credit Suisse Cut 3 Levels as Moody’s Downgrades Biggest Banks


They left off that he’s “for the little guy”.

4 Positions Obama Supporters Attribute to the President That He Doesn’t Actually Hold


PF – But he is for the little guy… as long as the little guy can spend his entire annual salary on dinner at Sarah Jessica Parker’s place.


I would go gay for this cookie. Seriously.

Oreo Pride: Rainbow-Stuffed Cookie Sparks Boycott


Perhaps the worst Best Picture ever.

The Artist


PF – Nothing was worse than Crash.


There is supposedly a Mormon prophecy that a LDS will be elected POTUS and save the Constitution. I’m not making this up.

If this comes to fruition – all evidence to the contrary – I’m converting to space man Jesus. Straight up.


Two words: face palm

“As president, Mitt will nominate judges in the mold of Chief Justice Roberts…” ~Mitt Romney website


finds it ironic that the first two dominoes in the worldwide collapse of the socialist welfare state are facing off in the Euro 2012 final.

This presages a robust future for soccer in the U.S.


Mother Nature does more to stop D.C. than conservatives have been able to accomplish in a half-century.

Power outages could last for days


Can’t you just sense they impending doom?

Eurozone unemployment rises to record high 11.1%

Eurozone unemployment rose to 11.1% in May, the highest level since the euro launched as a common currency in 1999.


Romney 47%, Obama 44%

Soul-crushing realization that Morpheus is offering you two blue pills: 100%


“Celebrating the Fourth of July will be a terribly ironic event this year after NFIB v. Sebelius.” ~Andrew Johann Isker




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