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July 4, 2012 / Political Fluency

The Independence Day Wit & Wisdom of G-Eminem

Gary was on fire with one-liners and other thoughts on the Supreme Court’s shocking decision to uphold Obamacare so all of those will be put in a separate post. — PF

I don’t care what kind of Levitical laws they are violating ’cause Hebrew National ‘dogs are straight up delicious.

Lawsuit claims Hebrew National hot dogs aren’t kosher

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This will work as well as the Do Not Call list.

Sign up for the Do Not Kill Registry

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It’s time to panic and start breaking sh*t.

Federal Reserve: Unemployment to stay high – CBS News

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Romney-Pawlenty ’12: Because thinking inside the box is, like, way underrated!

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If you adhere to the maxim that an incumbent rarely gets a larger percentage of the two-party vote than his or her approval rating, then Mr. Obama is in trouble with his 43% approval from Gallup.

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Brace yourselves. 2008 is about to look like the Roaring 20s.

Credit Suisse Cut 3 Levels as Moody’s Downgrades Biggest Banks

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They left off that he’s “for the little guy”.

4 Positions Obama Supporters Attribute to the President That He Doesn’t Actually Hold

 

PF – But he is for the little guy… as long as the little guy can spend his entire annual salary on dinner at Sarah Jessica Parker’s place.

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I would go gay for this cookie. Seriously.

Oreo Pride: Rainbow-Stuffed Cookie Sparks Boycott

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Perhaps the worst Best Picture ever.

The Artist

 

PF – Nothing was worse than Crash.

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There is supposedly a Mormon prophecy that a LDS will be elected POTUS and save the Constitution. I’m not making this up.

If this comes to fruition – all evidence to the contrary – I’m converting to space man Jesus. Straight up.

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Two words: face palm

“As president, Mitt will nominate judges in the mold of Chief Justice Roberts…” ~Mitt Romney website

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finds it ironic that the first two dominoes in the worldwide collapse of the socialist welfare state are facing off in the Euro 2012 final.

This presages a robust future for soccer in the U.S.

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Mother Nature does more to stop D.C. than conservatives have been able to accomplish in a half-century.

Power outages could last for days

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Can’t you just sense they impending doom?

Eurozone unemployment rises to record high 11.1%

Eurozone unemployment rose to 11.1% in May, the highest level since the euro launched as a common currency in 1999.

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Romney 47%, Obama 44%

Soul-crushing realization that Morpheus is offering you two blue pills: 100%

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“Celebrating the Fourth of July will be a terribly ironic event this year after NFIB v. Sebelius.” ~Andrew Johann Isker

 

 

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