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January 25, 2012 / Political Fluency

The Exquisitely Bitter Wit & Wisdom of G-Eminem

A tweep just called my sense of humor ‘exquisitely bitter’. Which means the search for my epitaph is officially over.

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Jim DeMint on Ron Paul: “[I]f Republicans don’t listen to a lot of the things he talks about, I don’t see how we can become a majority party.”

 

Sen. DeMint: ‘I really don’t want Ron Paul to drop out’

 

“I don’t agree with Ron Paul on foreign policy and his disengagement around the world, but we’re going to end up where he is because we don’t have any money,” ~ Jim DeMint

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On a quiet night, you can actually hear #Newt getting bigger.

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No sh*t.

 

Obama: McCain and I weren’t that different in 2008 | Campaign 2012 | Washington Examiner

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#Newt speaks to the aspirations of all the American people he has not yet eaten.

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2012 will be remembered as the year in American politics where the #GOP doused itself in gasoline and insisted on playing with matches.

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#Newt advisors are readying for prospect that he will be the first nominee forced to have his pants let out during his acceptance speech.

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I couldn’t be happier I traded Betty White and Bob Dole for Joe Paterno in the office dead pool.

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You’re going to want to take the points for both ‘dogs in today’s NFL title games.

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Just as FDR wouldn’t have won a 3rd term without Hitler, Obama can’t win a 2nd term without #Newt.

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“People are saying its too soon for JoePa jokes. I guess I should wait a decade to say anything, just like JoePa did.” ~Tucker Max

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Doppleganger.

 

Newt Gingrich: A Crime Against Conservatism [1-Hour Long Expose]

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Ed #Hochuli: Everything you always wanted to know about OT, but were afraid to ask.

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In the upcoming Obama-Romney election, I will be choosing door #3.

 

» It’s Time to End the War on Drugs – Big Government

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TSA detained the wrong guy.

 

BREAKING: Senator Rand Paul Detained By TSA

 

Political Fluency – I fear the next headline will be “BREAKING: Senator Rand Paul Detained By NDAA”

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LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HERS!

 

Stephens: The GOP Deserves to Lose

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Ron Paul was doing just fine in last evening’s debate until it came to the, “which countries would you bomb back to the stone age in your first term?” lightning round.

It’s never been his strong suit.

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If you’re actually watching the State of the Union you are, among all men, most to be pitied.

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Listening to the effusive praise of #Daniels reminds me why he was the last “mainstream” Republican I was prepared to support for president.

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Glad to hear the president say, “from top to bottom, we all have to play by the same rules.” Looking forward to paying 15% tax rate in 2013.

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Go ahead. Try it.

 

Walker Leads in Recall Match Ups

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This works out well, as this is the level to which public education has rendred the average American’s reading proficiency.

 

State of the Union registers at 8th grade reading level

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Norm Coleman: You’re stuck with Obamacare, suckers.

 

Romney advisor: Come on, ObamaCare won’t ever be repealed in its entirety – Hot Air

 

Political Fluency – Republicans can serious de-ball Obamacare – not as badly as Michele Bachmann de-balled Tim Pawlenty – but they can strip the most damaging provisions and refuse to fund others.

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