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December 11, 2011 / Political Fluency

The Weekly Wit & Wisdom of G-Eminem

You’ll find yourself wishing the elephant had crushed the main characters.

Gary rated Water for Elephants 2.0 stars

Based on the acclaimed bestseller, Water for Elephants presents an unexpected romance in a uniquely compelling setting. Veterinary school student…

RATED: PG-13

CAST: Reese Witherspoon, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider

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Generic Republican 49%; President Obama 41%.

It doesn’t help that the President began his speech in Kansas this afternoon by saying it’s good to be in Texas. But he wasn’t going to win either state anyway.

Election 2012: Generic Presidential Ballot – Rasmussen Reports™

Comment – G-Could we somehow nominate “Generic Republican” instead of Newt or Mitt?

G-Eminem – Nope. He dropped out after Ames in August.

Political Fluency – Pawlenty certainly lives a generic lifestyle. Even his wife won’t have sex with him.

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You’re being played like you’ve never been played before.

Why a Newt Gingrich Candidacy Would Doom the Tea Party

The movement can’t support him without compromising itself. And opposing him if he’s the GOP nominee? They likely don’t have it in them.

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Eurotrash. Coming soon to a continent near you.

Euro Crisis Uncertainty: Anxious Greeks Emptying Their Bank Accounts – SPIEGEL ONLINE – News – Inter

Many Greeks are draining their savings accounts because they are out of work, face rising taxes or are afraid the country will be forced to leave the euro zone. By withdrawing money, they are forcing banks to scale back their lending — and are inadvertently making the recession even worse.

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The 1% have no bigger defender than me. I would battle to the death for the rights of the productive class to keep the fruit of their labor against the coveteous claws of the craven collectivists.

But c’mon, people. Those Lexus with the big red bow commercials are not doing you any favors.

Political Fluency – Lexuses are NOT luxury cars! They are Toyotas!

“Lexus SUV drivers frighten me. The insecurity compelling one to spend $10k extra to avoid being a “Toyota Owner” is a scary pathology.”
-Philalawyer

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“Teddy Roosevelt charged San Juan Hill. Barack Obama charged $4 trillion to my kids.” ~David Burge

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“The Obama administration will go down in history as the world’s most epic Dine ‘n’ Dash.” ~David Burge

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“Obama leads Newt 50/44 in FL, 50/42 in CO. But who needs sissy swing states?” ~Dave Gaultier

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Newt: “If he will accept it, I will ask John Bolton to be Secretary of State.”

The war pigs have their candidate.

Political Fluency – Politicians hide themselves away…
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings

[Cue bridge then greatest Sabbath riff ever! Best part of their concert and it’s the first song.]

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“I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.” ~Thomas Jefferson in a letter to the Secretary of the Treasury Albert Gallatin (1802)

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Between Corzine’s Senate testimony & Sandusky’s interview with Costas, it’s clear the quality of criminal defense attorneys has plummeted.

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G-Eminem can’t help but conjecture that the most sought-after college majors of the latter part of this decade — presuming there will be such a thing as ‘college’ — will be Foraging, Animal Husbandry, and Canning.

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G-Eminem is the Tony Romo of sales. After a great November, my December has been horrible. And as is the case in the NFL, December is crunch time in sales.

Political Fluency – You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate.

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Rick Santorum has the boyish countenance of a man who has never wrestled with a particularly deep thought.

Rick Santorum: I still intend to win Iowa – Hot Air

Rick Santorum: I still intend to win Iowa

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It’s just half-past eight in the morning, but Newt Gingrich has already compared himself favorably to 4 major historical figures. #Newt

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Unless you have an overwhelming desire to contemplate just how utterly ruined we are as a nation, do not read this hopeless column.

RealClearPolitics – Unsustainable Debt, Unsustainable Gridlock

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That $10,000 bet bit doesn’t dispel Mitt’s patrician aura. #Mitt

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After the break: let’s talk about which of you is the most religious. Oh, joy. #GOPDebate

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The good news for the runners-up in tonights debate is that they can pitch reverse mortgages to seniors. #GOPDebate #FredThompson

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#RonPaul scores. Debauching the currency is open warfare on the poor and middle class. Regrettably, he is the only one who gets this.

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#Newt flat out won the debate — at least from the media narrative. Sweet Jeebus, Obama is going to get reelected.

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Apparently LDS doctrine only prohibits wagers less than $10K. #Romney

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Ron Paul’s answer on his oath of office and the Constitution just made it difficult for me to stand up right now. #TMI #RonPaul
It isn’t so much about taking the oath, as much as it is about keeping it.

Ron Paul: How About Taking Our Oath Of Office Seriously – ABC Debate – 12/10/2011

Ron Paul talks about family values and taking the oath of office seriously.

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Gingrich pointed out the Palestinians are an invented people. How long until Gore lays claim to inventing them?
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