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November 20, 2011 / Political Fluency

The Weekly Wit & Wisdom of G-Eminem

Did Michele #Bachmann go Rachel Maddow with that new hair style? #fail

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Religulous QB wins again with a total of 2 (yes, 2!) completions. Talk about your loaves and fishes.
Tim Tebow leads Denver Broncos to another win — somehow

Tim Tebow, the much-maligned young quarterback of the Denver Broncos, has done it again. He led his team to its third victory in four games. Although he completed only two of eight passes, including a 56-yard touchdown strike to Eric…

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Abandon all hope.

The Page by Mark Halperin | Halperin’s Take: The Romney Advantage

He’s the early-state, polling and fundraising leader, who may be poised to win both Iowa and New Hampshire and end this thing early, without a serious challenge from anyone.

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I see Stuart Scott’s eye is on its own little adventure again.

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The Costas/Sandusky interview is one of the most disturbing cross examinations of a perpetrator this side of the Nuremberg Trials.

It was, quite possibly, the worst denial ever. I think for just a split second there he wanted to unburden himself and confess he was a monster.

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Newt Gingrich is a dirty, painted whore.

Newt Gingrich Freddie Mac Fees: Former House Speaker Reportedly Received At Least $1.6 Million From.

In recent months, GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has strongly criticized Freddie Mac and sister company Fannie Mae, as well as Democrats in Congress that he claims played a key role in the collapse of the housing market. And yet two former Freddie Mac officials recently told Bloomberg that…

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Why settle?

Ron Paul’s 19 percent in Iowa may indicate a path to the nomination

Texas Republican Rep. Ron Paul typically registers at around ten percent in national polls for the GOP presidential nomination, but surprisingly achieved a statistical tie for first place in a Bloombe

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6 years for possession of Codeine.

Another triumph for the war on drugs!

Green Bay Packers news | Suspended Green Bay Packers DL Johnny Jolly gets prison for violating proba

Suspended Green Bay Packers defensive lineman Johnny Jolly was sentenced today to six years in prison for violating the terms of his probation on a drug charge.

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Jesus is magic. Again.

The legend of Tim Tebow grows

DENVER — Eric Decker searched his brain, trying to come up with an explanation for what we all just witnessed. Finally, the Denver Broncos’ receive

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Well, Europe is about to go tits-up economically. Might as well throw in the second coming of the Plague while you’re at it.

Antibiotic-resistant infections spread through Europe

The world is being driven towards the “unthinkable scenario of untreatable infections”, experts are warning, because of the growth of superbugs resistant to all antibiotics and the dwindling interest in developing new drugs to combat them.

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I’d rather suck on the business end of a 12-guage.

Newt Gingrich: It all comes down to ‘Mitt & me’

A surging Newt Gingrich said he’s bracing for searing political attacks from all sides now that he’s the latest front-runner in the cutthroat Republican bid for president — and he predicted the GOP nomination will come down to him and Mitt Romney. “I fully expect the effort…

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Tim Pawlenty is mowing Mitt Romney’s lawn after all.

Tim Pawlenty

Mitt Romney‘s record on spending is one that should be replicated in Washington. Taking the conservative principles of the private sector, Mitt was able to cut spending in Massachusetts, balance the budget, and leave a $2 billion rainy day fund. Returning non-security discretionary spending to pre-Obama levels and cap…

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My favorite of the franchise since the original. And any film that manages to put Penélope Cruz in a bodice and pirate hat covers over a multitude of plot deficiencies.

Gary rated Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 3.0 stars

Johnny Depp returns to his iconic role of Captain Jack Sparrow in an action-packed adventure. Crossing paths with the enigmatic Angelica (Penélope…

RATED: PG-13

CAST: Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McShane

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G-Eminem is chagrined to have just learned there is a band called LMFAO. Can a band named after such a fleeting cultural reference be around long enough to even be a one-hit wonder?

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Would like to thank Sen. Julie Rosen for demonstrating why the Minnesota Republican Party will never again get my support, money, time or vote.  

Sen. Rosen Discusses The Latest Push For Vikes Stadium

State Sen. Julie Rosen discusses the latest on the Vikings’ new stadium efforts and what’s next, Mark Rosen reports (5:13).

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